Imagine the other bears in the bear community when they have to interact with the Charmins. They’re always talking about shitting, or looking at each other’s dirty butts. It’s grotesque. They must detest these revolting arse bears.
If you haven’t seen the commercials, a sub-Homer Simpson character who loves to take dumps has a son who always has crumbs of toilet paper stuck to his bottom and they gleefully inspect each other after using the toilet. It is the stuff of nightmares. There is a mother too; I’m not sure what her role is in this Pasolini-esque carnival of filth, but it’s obviously so depraved, even Charmin won’t put it on TV.
