Despicable
The people rejected his message
Ever a man of my word, I’ve shared a testicle joke today in a Hail Mary attempt to get my career back on track after yesterday’s pathetic fumble.
This was actually a pretty big swing itself because, in reality, most people don’t want to see Gru’s testicles, or picture the Minions little coiffs as composed of straggly pubic hair.
On the other hand, I think people admire my steadfast commitment to speaking the truth, plain-dealing and telling it like it is. I have shown the world Gru’s testicles, and the public, once again on my side, will carry me shoulder-height through the city until my testicles, too, fall out of my shorts.