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So the older bad guy from Cobra Kai, whose name it turns out is Martin Kove, bit a woman. That’s all the research I’m willing to do, because I would bet anything the explanation only makes things more confusing. Remember in Return of the Living Dead when Linnea Quigley says her number one fear is being bitten to death by old men? (I’m paraphrasing.) I agree that it would be scary to have Martin Kove chewing on your arm.
In music news, this works for 90% of bands 100% of the time, but was loosely inspired by Bob Vylan getting themselves in trouble at Glasto… I like them (check out “Wicked & Bad” if you’re unfamiliar) but of course they’ve been doxxed and are allegedly big poshos. But yeah this cartoon should work for any modern British band.